bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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