I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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