No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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