So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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