it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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