Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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