dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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