He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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