dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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