There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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