life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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