Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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