once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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