so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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