Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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