she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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