i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
