Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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