At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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