these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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