my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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