The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If I die, sorry about rent.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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