Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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