Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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