But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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