if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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