I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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