we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
