Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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