I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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