I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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