Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Randomize
