That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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