I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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