This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I am mentally ready for anal.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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