Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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