it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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