Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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