What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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