you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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