yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
