im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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