at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Randomize
