Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Are we still banned from the library?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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