she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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