this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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