Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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