i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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