maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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