That's intense
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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