Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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