Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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