i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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