How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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