what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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