ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
being pregnant is like rehab
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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